THE FUNNIES 17.0 – Friday, September 4, 2020
While hurt people revel in hurting people I believe in healing people and keeping them well. And what brings healing like laughter? Enjoy!
In the famed words of Charles Dickens’ Ebenezer Scrooge, “It is a fair, even-handed, noble adjustment of things, that while there is infection in disease and sorrow, there is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”
I hope to spread some here in a new installment (est. 4.16.20) of things that crack me up called, THE FUNNIES. Here is a spoonful of sugar for whatever ails you. And MANY THANKS to everyone who reads and responds. XO
My Dad sent this to my Mom who sent this to me. Copy, paste, share. 🤣
Everyone PLEASE be careful because people are going crazy from being locked down at home!
I was just talking about this with the microwave and the toaster while drinking my coffee, and we all agreed that things are getting bad.
I didn’t mention any of this to the washing machine, because she puts a different spin on EVERYTHING!! Certainly couldn’t share with the fridge, cause he’s been acting cold and distant!
In the end, the iron straightened me out! She said the situation isn’t all that pressing and all the wrinkles will soon get ironed out!
The vacuum, however, was very unsympathetic…told me to just suck it up buttercup! But the fan was VERY optimistic and gave me hope that it will all blow over soon!
The toilet looked a bit flushed but didn’t say anything when I asked its opinion, but the front door said I was becoming unhinged and the doorknob told me to get a grip!! You can just about guess what the curtains told me: they told me to “pull myself together! We will survive!”
Photo credit: Thanks to Remy Gieling.
UNTIL NEXT TIME…
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🌸 STAY HAPPY! STAY SAFE😷. BE BLESSED ❤️
If anything sparked joy or touched your funny bone, please let me know. And be sure to read past funny pages, #thefunnies, posted each Friday for your reading enjoyment.
Photo credit: Pixaby and YouVersion.com